Limerick weather

By hodicom

About 2-3 inches of snow out there, but melting and refreezing as the days go by. Something about writing limericks has taken me for a spin, encouraged by my niece Lora.

 

This one deals with my decision to have wrist surgery Feb 19…

 

There was a young woman named Joyce

Who faced a ridiculous choice:

    Pain now and then

    Or pain without end

“Cut me!” How steady her voice.

 

And this one was for my dear friend suffering from chronic UTI…

 

Marilyn my friend has a bladder

That makes her madder and madder

    At germs that keep growing

    With illnesses blowing

And everything keeps getting badder.

And a pair of limericks about misgivings re our new pastor…
We once hired a brand-new pastor
Who wanted to be our master
    The slides for his sermon
    Crawled sideways like vermin
This will soon be a disaster!

Before many weeks had gone by
It seemed it was best if I’d try
    To listen and learn
    Awaiting my turn
To see what turns out by and by.

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